at a party, a man went up to another man and the conversation went something like this ...
First man : who is that ugly woman out there by the window?
Second man: That, sir, is my wife.
First man : (embarrassed and wishing to correct himself) Oh, i didn't mean her. I meant the lady sitting next to her.
Second man: That is my daughter
Wit For The Day
When guests stay too long, just treat them like family members and they'll soon leave :)
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